Wednesday 10 October 2012

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE UP SMOKING, just to be safe in the bush

ALBERT SIDEEN tells this tale in LOG BOOK , January 1950

Down at the Black Sturgeon some years ago during a bad fire, Albert was down checking fire pumps, and Dave Graham, who was walking boss at the Sturgeon, used to drop over frequently to see the equipment was O.K.

 This day, Albert was sitting on a log when he heard footsteps behind him. Thinking it was Dave, Albert, who was smoking his corn cob pipe, moved over on the log to make room for Dave to sit down. Nobody came but Albert could feel something licking  the back of his neck, so he turned around to investigate.  All he could see was a pair of cold beady eyes and then he distinguished behind the eyes a large black bear. 

Albert had left his axe in a log about 15 feet away and had no other weapon or means of defence with him. True to the bush tradition, to make use of anything at hand, Albert drew deeply on the corn cob pipe and blew a super smoke ring. As the ring settled firmly around the bear's jaws, holding them firmly shut, Albert secured the axe and polished off Mr. Bruin.

 Albert is not too sure tobacco is as strong today as it used to be, so doesn't advocate this means of defence, except as a last resort.

LOG BOOK  was a Thunder Bay Timber Operators Association magazine
The magazine was printed on "Thrift-Coat Enamel" produced at the Provincial Paper Limited, Port Arthur Mill, Ontario, out of wood produced in Northwestern Ontario and printed by the Consolidated Press, 137 South May Street, Fort William, Ontario   1950.

No comments:

Post a Comment